We all know them. That silent moment after someone says (or doesn't say) something. My life is full of those moments, but, unlike most of the population, I have learned to deal with them. They're now my favorite moments in the day. It's always fun to look back on awkward moments...and just laugh.
In the Bathroom:
*Julie goes into stall*
Handicapped Girl *knocking on door* "Does your toilet need to be flushed, Miss?"
Julie: "No...."
Girl: "Are you sure? Did you check?"
*Toilet Flushes*
Me: "NO!! I WASN'T FINISHED!!"
At Track:
Daniel: "Coach, I'm taking Hannah home."
Coach: "Does your mother know?"
Daniel: "Wha--Oh! COACH! NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!"
Long Jump Coach: "Get DIRTY Hannah!"
Lauren: "I think super defined abs on a girl are gross!"
Long Jump Coach: "NOT EVEN!"
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